No Kings Allowed

Description

The crown doesn’t fit. The throne is imaginary. And we flushed monarchy in 1776.

This No Kings bumper sticker is for everyone who believes that presidents aren’t royalty—no matter how gold-plated their toilets are. Featuring a silhouette with an unmistakable hairdo and a cartoonish crown, crossed out with a bold red circle, this sticker is your First Amendment armor against authoritarian cosplay.

Perfect for laptops, bumpers, guitar cases, or the back of golf carts at Bedminster. Let the world know: we didn’t fight tyranny just to elect it.