Meet the Crew Behind the Campaign
They’re loud, they’re scrappy, and they stick it to fascism — literally.
Plunge DeMarco
Founder, Chief Disruptor, Semi-Professional Button-Pusher
The mysterious force behind the movement. Known only by their plunger and their purpose. Believed to be the first person to use a sticker as an actual political weapon. Probably wanted in at least two counties for excessive printing.
Clutch Grabwell
Deputy Plunger, Sidekick, Sticker Mule
Master of logistics, stealth ops, and duct tape. Can disappear into a crowd in under 5 seconds with a roll of vinyl and 200 square inches of truth. Drives like a getaway driver because… well, sometimes he is.
Squeegee LaRoach
Independent Bicycle Courier & Gravy’s Favorite Visitor
Squeegee works for herself, delivering packages by bicycle and keeping her own business to herself. She slips through the shop’s front door in her hoodie, asks which box is hers, and usually has somewhere else to be. But there’s always time for Gravy. If he’s asleep, she crouches beside his pillow for a gentle pat and lets him dream. The crew gets a dry remark on her way out; Gravy gets the soft side. Then she’s back on her bike, carrying someone else’s message across town.
Trixie Flushmore
Shop Manager & Customer Relations
Trixie runs the front counter, keeps the schedule, and remembers exactly what the customer ordered—even when someone else has already promised something different. She cares about getting the job right and expects a say in how it gets done. When Buzz calls from an installation with a suspiciously long silence, she gets Clutch printing a replacement while she handles the customer. She likes this crew. She would just appreciate being consulted before “no problem” becomes her afternoon.
Buzz Drainley
Deliveries, Sign Installation & Equipment Repairs
Buzz drives the shop van, installs the signs, and fixes the equipment everyone needs yesterday. His day involves ladders, awkward doorways, and customers who were sure the wall was brick. He takes pride in making things stay up—which is unfortunate when he spots a terrible misprint after securing every bolt. That’s when he calls Trixie, Clutch starts the replacement, and Buzz finds a reason the customer shouldn’t come outside just yet. Beverly would also like a word about where he parked.
Lt. Gravy
Mascot, Distraction, Emotional Support Tyrant
Nobody really knows where Gravy came from, but they know he’s watching. He’s probably peed on a senator’s tire. Official stance: No gods, no leashes, no fascists!
Betty Audit
Independent Bookkeeper & Keeper of the Receipts
Betty keeps the books for several small businesses and drops into the print shop each week to find out what happened to the budget. Plunge has usually helped someone. Buzz has bought a part. Clutch knows the receipt is somewhere. She wants the shop to survive, but she won’t pretend every generous impulse is affordable. She’ll hear out a sensible offer, question a suspicious one, and ask the follow-up everyone hoped she’d forgotten. Trixie keeps an empty chair ready for her.
Beverly Hargrove
Plaza Association President & Full-Time Complaint Department
Beverly runs the plaza association like an HOA with emergency powers. The parking stripes may have faded years ago, but she knows when Clutch is over the line. She drops into the shop to discuss window signs, delivery hours, Squeegee’s bicycle, or a rule nobody remembers voting on. Every complaint comes with a deadline; every conversation somehow becomes a meeting. Her proudest possession is the tiny patch of grass outside her office. Gravy prefers her doorstep. Plunge always cleans up, but Beverly would like it understood that this is not the point. Gravy is delighted to see her anyway.
Claudia Mercer
Regional Acquisitions Director & Persistent Visitor
Claudia remembers your name, brings good coffee, and has an offer she thinks you should hear. As a regional acquisitions director for a corporate printing chain, she helps independent shop owners plan their next chapter—usually one with her company’s name above the door. She admires what Plunge has built and would love to discuss its future. He keeps telling her it already has one. Claudia smiles, leaves her card, and finds a reason to stop by again.