Meet the Crew Behind the Campaign
They’re loud, they’re scrappy, and they stick it to fascism — literally.
Plunge DeMarco
Founder, Chief Disruptor, Semi-Professional Button-Pusher
The mysterious force behind the movement. Known only by their plunger and their purpose. Believed to be the first person to use a sticker as an actual political weapon. Probably wanted in at least two counties for excessive printing.
Clutch Grabwell
Deputy Plunger, Sidekick, Sticker Mule
Master of logistics, stealth ops, and duct tape. Can disappear into a crowd in under 5 seconds with a roll of vinyl and 200 square inches of truth. Drives like a getaway driver because… well, sometimes he is.
Squeegee LaRoach
Intel Ops & Window Sticker Division
A surveillance wizard with a soft spot for transparency — especially when it’s on glass. Specializes in inverted stickers, one-liners, and quietly flipping off corrupt systems. Her motto? If it sticks, it speaks.
Trixie Flushmore
Customer Relations & Covert Morale Officer
Trixie handles your orders with the same precision she uses to organize flash mobs. Her nails are always perfect. Her spreadsheets are terrifying. She once ran a shipping operation from a diner booth with nothing but an iPad and righteous fury.
Blanche Wipeout
Director of Sass & Sanitation
Don’t let the pearls fool you. Blanche has been de-platformed more times than she’s changed her hair color — and that’s saying something. She’s a walking slogan generator with a glitter can in one hand and a cease-and-desist letter in the other.
Buzz Drainley
Engineering & Counter-Propaganda
Buzz builds things. Loud things. Message boards, pop-up protest carts, mobile decal cannons — he once made a bullhorn from a leaf blower. Believes in “aggressive decor” and radical stencil-based education.
Lt. Gravy
Mascot, Distraction, Emotional Support Tyrant
Nobody really knows where Gravy came from, but they know he’s watching. He’s probably peed on a senator’s tire. Official stance: No gods, no leashes, no fascists!
Betty Audit
Head of Finance & Forensic Receipts
Once ran spreadsheets for a defense contractor — now she tracks sticker sales and sniffs out suspicious super PACs. If it doesn’t balance, she balances it. Usually with fire.
Karen NoMore
Neighborhood Disruption Specialist
Former HOA president turned street sign radical. Believes in lawn rebellion, rogue chalk art, and de-escalation through well-timed sarcasm. Her garden gnomes are all activists.